Tippo's Toilet Humour
Here at Tippo's Plumbing we like a bit of humour in our day. We have to look on the bright side when the brown side is facing us.
The easily offended or underage types may wish to look away now. This page is full of material which has the potential to offend.
Read on at your own risk!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
You look flushed.
Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Did you all hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet!
Right now the police have nothing to go on!
I hear they're bog-gled by the crime and they still dunny know who did it!
Hopefully they're not too down in the dumps about it all :(
But I'm sure they're carrying on unde-turd.
An 80-year-old man went for his annual checkup, and the doctor said "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."
The old guy replied "Yep, it comes from clean living. I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied "Well, if I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doctor was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said.
The doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said.
"Your husband's in fine physical shape," the doctor said, "but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"Ah-HA!" she exclaimed. "So HE'S the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"